ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING!!!

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Listen, if you're not, I get it... I was definitely reading worse things at your age. Technically, I can't stop you from just lying here if you ARE under 18. This part of the website mostly exists as a legal disclaimer, honestly. But for legal reasons: please only click to proceed if you are over 18 years of age.

Yes, I am over 18.

No, I am not over 18.

I'm 17 but my birthday is tomorrow, can you please let me in anyway?