You've Got To Be Yolking

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: MCR

Ships: Waycest

Warnings: egg insertion

As Mikey returned, Gerard shifted back a little to make room for the small four-count carton of colorful hard-boiled eggs he brought with him. Mikey ran a hand over Gerard's bare thigh, fingers ghosting lightly over the bulge his hard cock left at the front of his costume. 

"You ready, honey-bunny?"

Gerard groaned lightly at the cheesy nickname, but nodded. 

"Yeah, I'm ready. Put 'em in."

Mikey smiled and leaned down to kiss his brother, short and chaste, before taking a bright blue egg from the cart and spreading lube around it. Mikey pulled up the strap that barely counted as a covering from Gerard's crotch, hooking the thing over their cock to keep it out of the way. Gerard whimpered, a light flush covering their face- there was something so uniquely arousing about being forced on display like this while clothed, as opposed to being fully nude. Mikey didn't hesitate before starting to push the egg inside. Gerard gasped as the widest part of the egg pushed past his rim, letting out a low moan when Mikey pushed it in deeper with one finger. 

"So cute," Mikey cooed, picking up another egg, this one dyed half green and half yellow, and coating it in lube as well. Gerard looked up at him, eyes wide and pupils blown, practically pleading without a sound. Mikey smiled and rested one hand on Gerard's pale thigh, holding their legs apart as he pushed in the second. Gerard gasped and writhed under Mikey as they felt the second egg push in, slowly but surely. Gerard groaned low in their throat as the second egg pushed the first further inside, brushing against just the right spot. 

Mikey pulled his hands away as Gerard's hole swallowed the second egg completely, the elder of the two brothers flushed and panting already. They were only halfway done. 

"Mikey," Gerard muttered, voice breathy, "Mikey, please- fill me up, fuck. Wanna be all full of eggs for you."

Mikey offered Gerard a sort of amused smile, though he didn't have any words for his brother. The egg thing didn't really turn him on, truth be told- it was the way he could tell he was pleasing Gerard, getting them all desperate and needy, that got him going. He was more than happy to indulge his brother's weird kinks.

So he took another egg- this one was a light pink on one side and blue on the other, with a band of purple where the colors mixed- and pushed it into his brother, this one going in fast and rough, with just the lubrication left behind by the other eggs. Gerard seemed to like that, mewling with pleasure as the egg entered him. 

"Mikey," Gerard whined high in his throat. Mikey leaned over Gerard as he pressed the egg in further, lips meeting his brother's. He swallowed Gerard's whimpering moans, lips parting just long enough for Gerard to plead, "Come on, put the last one in, fuck, gonna be so full, Mikes-"

Mikey cut his brother's babble off with another kiss, then reached for the last egg, a bright orange color. He spread the lube over the shell and pressed it to Gerard's rim, teasing with the lightest little touches. Gerard whimpered. 

"Mikey, Mikey, please," Gerard begged, hips rolling in search of pleasure. "Fill me up, wanna be a good fuckbunny, wanna take it all, please-"

"Slut," Mikey commented, just as he pressed in the final egg. Gerard gasped for breath as the shell breached his entrance, slowly entering with a satisfying sense of finality. Mikey let his finger follow the egg inside, pressing it even further up into Gerard's slick warmth. Gerard released a choked moan, feeling the whole clutch shift inside them. 

" Oh, Mikey," Gerard breathed out, voice shaky and small. They sounded so wrecked already, so fucked-out and pathetic. Mikey smiled and pulled the crotch piece of Gerard's costume back into place. Gerard whined softly. 

"We have to keep them all in place until you're ready to lay, baby," Mikey cooed, hands coming to rest on Gerard's plump waist. "Come on, up-up."

Gerard obeyed with a head hung low, burning with humiliation. Mikey pushed at their hip, prompting them to turn around, and they did so dutifully, resting back on their haunches with legs spread wide, giving Mikey a perfect view of their ass. Mikey let his hands wander over his brother's thighs and ass, leaning in to kiss the junction of their shoulder and neck. 

"So beautiful for me, bunny. Such a pretty tail," he muttered, breath hot against their skin. His fingers dug into the soft skin, pulling a whimper out of Gerard. "You gonna lay your Easter eggs for me, pretty thing?"

Gerard nodded, sitting up a little higher. They reached back to pull the crotch of their costume out of the way, before starting to push. Mikey watched with anticipation as their hole fluttered open- around nothing.

Mikey raised an eyebrow. Gerard was growing visibly worried. 

"M-Mikes, I don't… think I can…"

"Of course you can, Gee-" Mikey sighed, shuffling forward and pressing down on Gerard's chubby tummy with one hand. "Just relax and let it go."

"No, no, I-" Gerard shifted a little uncomfortably. "I don't feel them."

"You don't feel them?" Mikey repeated, incredulous. Gerard nodded, turning their head back to look at him nervously. With a sigh, Mikey brought one of his hands to his brother's round ass and pressed two fingers inside to feel… nothing. Just the tight warmth of Gerard's hole. He tried pressing in further- still nothing. Like the eggs had just disappeared.

Mikey met Gerard's eyes, his just as wide as theirs. 

"Uh… do you think we should go to the ER?"

Gerard blushed and averted his gaze. "Yeah, we probably should. Just let me get changed first."