ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: I'M SO SORRY IF THIS IS HOW YOU FIND OUT WHERE MOUSE PROSTATES ARE
Puzzle Pieces

Puzzle Pieces

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: EDM

Ships: Skrillmau5

Warnings: animal hybrid sex with anatomically-accurate genitals. and urethral penetration.


It’s not like Joel hates being a mouse. He takes pride in it, usually, how mice and rats have gone from being seen as crooks and pests and vectors of disease to being.. well, maybe not always respected, and maybe not never discriminated against, but as far as he’s concerned, acknowledged members of civilized society. Hell- a mouse can become one of the most famous music producers in the world. Society has progressed so far past barring mice from most professions and accusing them of stealing every time they enter a store.

Being a mouse, however, will probably never be impressive in the bedroom. 

“Come on, Joel, you don’t need to be nervous,” Sonny insists, pawing at the band of Joel’s boxers. “Just let me suck your dick. Please?”

Joel’s tail remains curled defensively around his midsection. It’s not like he doesn’t want Sonny to touch him, or he’s not into Sonny or anything. He wants to fuck Sonny. Probably more than he’s ever wanted anything. He didn’t even think he was into guys until Sonny came into his life and got him all spun-around and confused. And now he can’t even bring himself to get naked for him once he has him? 

“It’s not you, I swear. I just…” Joel looks away, nervously. What the fuck can he say? That his stupid mouse dick is so tiny nobody else has ever seen it and not poked fun at it? That a couple girls assumed he was transgender because they weren’t positive it was even a penis?

“Are you embarrassed?” Sonny asks, and Joel’s stupid big floppy ears jump with surprise at Sonny’s directness, and it totally fucking gives him away before he can deny it. Sonny laughs and adjusts his glasses over his big, bulbous koala nose. “Oh my god, man. You could have just said that. Trust me, whatever mice have going on is nothing compared to mine.”

Joel’s not entirely convinced, but now he’s curious. With so many different species, of course, it’s no wonder not everyone knows what they’re dealing with until they see it. Sure, there are the ones everyone’s heard about- canines and their knots, that horses make great lovers. But most sex education and medical science has always been focused on the experience of pure, non-hybrid humans. 

Sonny sits up and starts unbuckling his pants, grinning down at Joel as he works his zipper. “It’s okay to laugh, by the way. Most people do.”

That’s when he pulls down his pants and underwear in one motion, revealing- not just one penis, but two, long and thin and pressed tightly together. Joel can’t help the way his mouth gapes. Holy fucking shit. Sonny has two dicks. What the fuck?

…And then he thinks, wow. He bites his lip as Sonny crawls back over him, his erect cocks pressing into Joel’s thigh as he works his hand underneath Joel’s waistband. Joel’s tail moves out of the way this time. Sonny leans forward to kiss Joel as his hand slips downward, over Joel’s crotch. Joel groans as he presses upward into Sonny’s hand. He can tell Sonny’s not sure what to do with what Joel has down there- or, really, the lack of things he has down there. Even hard it’s kind of easy to miss, and he knows Sonny has missed it if his fingers are brushing his nuts. Joel grips at Sonny’s wrist and guides his hand upward, to the small, nubby protrusion. He’s expecting, but still a little embarrassed by, the small laugh that escapes Sonny.

“Sorry, sorry, I shouldn’t…” Sonny blurts as he pulls himself back. “It’s just… I wasn’t expecting it to be so…”

“You can just say it’s small,” Joel mumbles, his eyes refusing to meet Sonny’s. “I hear it a lot.”

A pregnant pause. It starts to get awkward, and because Joel doesn’t want his tiny dick to blue-ball him again, he quickly changes the subject.

“I want to know what that little ET of yours is capable of.”

“Oh my god, do not fucking compare it to ET,” Sonny says, but it’s with a smile nonetheless as he pulls down Joel’s jeans and boxers until they pool around his mid-thigh. Joel’s about to retort that it definitely, totally looks like two of ET’s fingers, but he’s stopped short when Sonny bends down and licks him and oh, fuck. Joel interrupts himself with a low groan, and Sonny, pleased, pulls his pants the rest of the way down, until they’re hanging loosely from one ankle. 

“Though…” Sonny crawls on top of Joel, running a hand along his torso. “I am gonna need you to take me to your leader.”

Joel groans and rolls his eyes. He knows what that means, it means Sonny wants him to show him what feels good for him- and holy shit, it is so refreshing to be with someone who understands that hybrids don’t all either have horse cocks or want to take it up the ass. But seriously, he’s sticking with the ET thing?

“You’re not even funny,” Joel says, even as he leads Sonny toward his nubby cock; it’s honestly not much larger than a pure-human clitoris. Still… he spares a glance downward to Sonny’s dicks. They make up for it in length, but they’re certainly not very wide, maybe less than the width of a pinkie finger each.

“I think you could fit inside, if you’re careful.”

Joel swears he can feel his face burning with embarrassment as he says it- man, he should have just offered to suck Sonny off and left it at that- but it’s true, that’s what gets him off. He can’t fit more than a finger inside his urethra, and usually he’ll just rub his cock to satisfaction instead, but experimentation over the years has shown it’s the only kind of penetration he actually likes. Sonny takes a moment to realize what he’s talking about, but when he does, his eyes widen a little. 

“I can try…” Sonny mutters, biting down on his lip stud. He settles on his haunches, straddling Joel’s hips. He meets the mouse’s eyes, just a little nervous. “Tell me if I hurt you though, okay?”

“I will. Just- see if you can fit.”

Sonny nods and lines himself up at the entrance before slowly pressing himself inside. It’s easy going in, well-lubricated with pre-cum, but it’s still a tight fit for both of Sonny’s cocks. A low grunt escapes Joel with the effort of accommodating Sonny’s size. Sonny makes a soft hushing sound as he cups Joel’s cheek with one hand, brushing his whiskers soothingly and pulling him into a kiss. Joel moans against Sonny’s lips as he takes the koala deeper into his tight warmth. The stretch hurts, just a little, but soon enough the pain begins to meld with pleasure, and Joel rocks his hips upward, chasing that feeling and forcing Sonny further inside him. Sonny groans as skin presses against skin, his cocks sheathing fully inside Joel’s. He pulls back from the kiss, glasses fogged and panting. 

“Shit… so fucking tight…” Sonny breathes out, reaching up as almost an afterthought to take off his glasses and set them aside, before rocking into Joel, sending a shudder of pleasure through the mouse. Joel’s hands come to rest atop Sonny’s hips, caressing his slim midsection with his thumbs. The koala’s face is flushed red, overcome with want as his hips roll forward into Joel’s, sending another wave of ecstasy through him, his leg twitching with the overwhelming sensation.. Joel’s never felt so good, at least not with someone else- nobody else has ever done this to him, really given him what he needs the way he needs it. Joel’s eyes roll back as Sonny thrusts into just the right spot.

“Fuck, do that again- oh, ” Joel sighs out as Sonny does what he’s told, fills Joel with his cocks once more. He feels so whorishly stretched out, stuffed full past what his body should be able to handle- knowing his body was never meant to be used this way- but fuck, it feels good. It feels amazing, overwhelmingly so, every movement Sonny makes inside him sending ripples of pleasure directly through his core, building in the pit of him. Joel gasps as Sonny thrusts particularly hard, his grip tightening and tiny claws digging into Sonny’s flesh.

“Sonny, fuck- fuck, slow down or I’m gonna-”

Sonny doesn’t slow down, despite Joel’s warnings. Instead, he speeds up, moaning out as he fucks into Joel’s cock. Joel tries to hold back, but he can’t help it, and a gush of fluid escapes him, and- oh. The wetness makes it all the more slick, lets Sonny slide in and out of Joel like he was meant to. Joel cries out, and another gush escapes him as Sonny sends shockwaves of pleasure through his body, again and again, overwhelming. Sonny groans as he comes to a still, burying himself deep inside Joel. 

They both lay there panting, until Sonny pulls out, looking down at the mess pooling between Joel’s legs, soaking the bedsheets.

“We should have laid down a towel,” Sonny says with laughter in his voice. Joel turns his gaze away, cheeks tinging red. 

“Didn’t think about it. Nobody’s ever made me do that,” Joel admits, half-awkwardly. Then, as an afterthought, adds, “But don’t get cocky about it. You have enough for the both of us already.”