ANNOUNCEMENT, EARTHLINGS: I CAN PROJECT SO MUCH ON THESE FUCKING HORSES

Fictionhooves

The Fictionhooves are a sort of hodge-podge household of equines who, thanks to high rent prices in Cloudsdale and the magic of dumb love, are forced to live together.


Word Scramble

Word Scramble (she/her) is an out-and-proud trans mare, whose special talent is romance writing. She earned her cutie mark shortly after going to Pony Warped Tour with her foalhood friend Stormy Petrel and subsequently going home to write fanfiction about MCR. Now, she's a professional romance author, however her own love life has been unfortunately rocky.

While she had a very bright-burning and long-lived relationship with Applejack, a few mistakes here and there left the two with a filly they weren't entirely prepared to deal with. Since that relationship ended, she's been in a string of relatively shallow and short-lived relationships, mares and stallions alike. Mostly, she's taken to writing novels to fulfill the romantic life she wishes she could have.

Sleeping Beauty

The daughter of Word Scramble and Applejack, Sleeping Beauty (she/her) often finds herself at some sort of crossroad between literary prestige and honest simplicity, although she's so riddled with anxiety she'd struggle to take a step in either direction even if the answer were clear.

Sleeping Beauty received her cutie mark much earlier than any of her peers, after waking up from a nightmare that she was imprisoned for failing her flight exam. Ever since then, the nightmares that plague her haven't stopped, and they stress her out almost as much as trying to figure out what this means her special talent must be.

Antenna

Antenna (he/him) isn't a pony at all. Rather, he's a changeling defected from Chrysalis' colony after the royal wedding. He bounced around Equestria for a while, impersonating celebrities in order to feed off of their fanbases, until eventually he settled in Cloudsdale, disguised as a Unicorn named Bass Drop.

While Word Scramble hasn't yet figured out his true identity with her nose always stuck in a book, that pesky filly won't seem to leave him alone. She's definitely suspicious if nothing else...


in short: i can't even make ponies that aren't weird and mentally ill :D